Me: I wish I never went to college. It isn't important, and it sure as hell not worth the debt or the depression knowing how I'm never going to be able to pay it off in order to live a life worth living.
Marilyn Monroe is amused by your joke.
ALSO. THIS AINT GONNA BUY ITSELF, SWEET PEA!
I swear he is the best guy friend ever. I will marry him in another life. Who knows I totally could be in an alternate universe.